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Note To Katie Couric on the Occasion of Her First Nightly Newscast:

September 7, 2006

Dear Katie,

Only Lauren Graham can pull off white blazers.



PS:  On the other hand, if you ever do want to go out in front of tens of millions of people again looking like the mutant love child of an Oompa Loompa (Wilder version) and a marshmallow that collided with a coffee filter, that’s the outfit to go with.  Especially the whole fake-tan thing that’s sooooooo ten minutes ago.