“Shut Up, Rob!”
The Compleat Guide to the Hapless Romantic
Who is this man and why is he smiling?
He’s me, Rob Jensen, about ten years ago. I had more hair on my head and less hair on my face when this picture was taken. Oh, and I ditched these square aviator frames and went to Lenscrafter about two years later. And I’m smiling because I’m a ham. Oh, and sorry about the sweater. I’m even more fashion-impaired today.
Age: Mid-30’s-ish (but I feel sooooo much younger. And act like it, too.)
Vocation: Professional College Student who is threatening to become a Professional Stage Manager and/or Professional Dramaturge when/if I grow up. That’s a nice way of saying I am a not-so-recent graduate of San Diego State University with a BA in Theatre Arts. I also spent several years as an Elder Bishop in the Cult of Jim Heiner at Las Positas College in Livermore, CA.
Hobbies: Gilmore Girls, Comic Books, Movies, Buffy the Vampire Slayer (and Angel), American History (particularly, the Salem Witch Hunt Trials and the sinking of that big boat in 1912), Babylon 5, pining away for redheads (whether natural or from the bottle), Writing, Singing (past member of the LPC Chamber and Jazz Choirs), Bridge, Hearts, and several other card games that corrupt our society, Deadpan Sarcasm, alt.tv.gilmore-girls and rec.arts.tv newsgroups on USENET. And you can apparently add “blogger” to this list. If you want to humor me. (Please do.)
Also, I’m the current Keeper of the alt.tv.gilmore-girls FAQ. No, really.
Motto: “I’m the male Ally McBeal!”*
*(Translation: “I’m endearingly neurotic and kinda short, too!”)